One of the best things since sliced bread has gotta be the mute button on phones, closely followed by the headset. Whenever I'm stuck on an inane 15-oh-i-mean-120-minute conference call that has wayyy too many cooks in the kitchen with big heads & no brain, I no longer need to fumble around for a rusty fork to stab myself with...nope, I just push that lovely little button, and poof! Let the f-bombs fly.
