DAY 16 - ROSES ARE RED, TRIANGLES ARE....

Calculus is all fun & good (OK, so that's probably a stretch), but almost everything I need to know I learned in trigonometry. And in kindergarten. Slope, grading, gutter spread, free-body diagrams--it's all about the triangles.

Gimme my triangles!.....please?

DAY 15 - PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES....?

DAY 14 - DRIVERS ED

Today, I drove a 68.5-ft semi.  A 'WB-62 Interstate Semitrailer' to be exact.  I did pretty good, too -- only jumped 2 curbs, nicked a hydrant, and took out a few parked cars.

I know what you're thinking: I'm female. An ASIAN female.  I know, totally rocked it!

Good thing it was all in Autoturn.

DAY 13 - DON'T BE AN EEYORE

Meet Pooh.

Pooh is very orange, slightly misshapen, friendly, and happy.

 

Meet Eeyore.

This is Eeyore on DAY 1.

Eeyore is happy!

This is Eeyore after too much DAY 3/4 & DAY 11, and before margarita o'oclock.

Eeyore is NOT happy!

 

This is Pooh after bumping into Eeyore -- Poor Pooh!

DON'T BE AN EEYORE!