This is why the Big Man invented bagels (and cream cheese--more specifically, blueberry bagels with plain cream cheese, toasted for 1.167 minutes). Like many a savvy business owner, my office has homed in on the power of this roll-with-a-hole and each week, craftily lures the reluctantly employed out from our snug beds with 4 dozen bagels and a buffet of flavored creaminess. Throw in a batch of *freshly* brewed murky water, and before you know it, you've got yourself a CAD workforce to be reckoned with.
But that only covers Monday--not totally sure yet, but I could be coming down with a case of the Tuesdays...
